Jens Finkhäuser ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @jens@social.finkhaeuser.de

@aljazeera_english *Every time* I have to remember this is not wizards, but wankers.

@psychospider Come to think of it, I have a German keyboard (with US layout), so I'd have to come up with a different meme. "Situation unter Steuerung" is a bit odd.

@psychospider As I said in another comment, this isn't my picture. My wife shared it from somewhere with me. So props should go to the original poster!

@Dannyar On my tombstone, I want to have the number of stars the toot got engraved. At my current rate of ageing, and the number of stars so far, that might reach 0,1% of those users.

@kraehenpost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc

@lynne
I'm in much the same position. Whatever happened here?

@ischade
I didn't know there even were as many as 125 fedi users around. 😱

@janssens_bart
I've had similar kinds of conversation with "Windows Support" scam callers. I just forgot the details and never recorded them. But yes, following instructions and being misleading as a consequence wastes their time, it's the best defence IMHO.

Something something Windows and I was running Linux at least was similar enough 😂

@annika
If *spells* count as shooting, then Ultima Underworld.

@janssens_bart
🤣 That is fantastic! What did he want? I mean, I have some guess, but what was the point of talking about the key?

@ischade
Yes, I get that. But it sure is weird when your most popular post *by far* is a shitpost.

@urusan
Thanks! It's not mine.

Something copied off the intarwebs. I think it's my wife's revenge for the dad jokes I show to her. I'd tag her, but she's not yet convinced of the fediverse.

Well, this post escalated quickly.

@siegi
I keep fighting with fedilab, couldn't find where to enter the alt text *again*. Thank you for this!